The pain launchpad
Sold too early? Launch the pain.
The Oracle finds a wallet's worst sell. Anyone can launch it as a coin.
01 · The pain
You sold. Then it ran.
The coins and numbers in acts 01 to 08 are illustrations (sample data): a wallet sold CHIPDOG for 1.84 SOL; it peaked at 14.23 SOL; the sale missed 12.39 SOL.
It waited for you to leave.
02 · The reading
The Oracle reads every sale.
Each sale against the peak after it. The biggest miss is the max pain.
03 · The card
The max pain becomes a card.
The token sold too early. The peak after. The SOL it missed.
The max-pain card: sold CHIPDOG too early, for 1.84 SOL; it peaked at 14.23 SOL; missed 12.39 SOL.
04 · The launch
One pain. One coin. Paired with $HESOLD.
Launched on pump.fun. Buyers pay in SOL.
Creator fees, paid in $HESOLD: 80 % to the wallet that sold 10 % to the launcher 10 % to HE SOLD.
05 · $HESOLD
The token every pain trades through.
- Every pain coin is paired with $HESOLD.
- Every buy routes through $HESOLD.
- The launchpad opens when $HESOLD graduates on pump.fun.
Launches require $HESOLD graduation
06 · The Pantheon
Twelve stars to migration.
Every coin climbs the board: new pair, final stretch, migrated.
07 · The Origin
One story. Many coins. One Origin.
Anyone can launch a coin from a story. Only the wallet that sold launches its Origin.
08 · How it works
From a wallet to a coin, in six steps.
- Drop any wallet: paste any public Solana wallet, yours, a friend’s or a KOL’s.
- The Oracle reads every sale: each sale is set against the peak its token reached after it; the biggest miss is the max pain.
- The max pain becomes a card: the token sold too early, what it fetched, the peak after, and the SOL it missed.
- Launch it as a coin: a name, a ticker, an image and one transaction; born on pump.fun, always paired with $HESOLD; buyers pay in SOL.
- Creator fees, 80 / 10 / 10: 80 % to the wallet that sold, 10 % to the launcher, 10 % to HE SOLD., paid automatically in $HESOLD.
- It climbs the Pantheon: new pairs, the final stretch, migrated; 12 stars light as the bonding curve fills; a coin launched by the wallet that sold is the Origin.
09 · The Hall of Pain
The KOLs who sold too soon.
Launch your pain
Any wallet’s worst sell becomes a coin on pump.fun
